Hacronyms
Imagine your suburb – or town – is an acronym. What would the letters stand for? I dreamt up the following list of soft targets. Feel free to hit the comments button, and add your own skulduggery.
SYDNEY – Sea? Yes. Decorum? No. Egos. Yes.
MELBOURNE – Major Events, Lousy Beaches, One’s Umbrella Required Nearly Everywhere
BRISBANE – Before Rise In Status, Barely A Nightclub Existed
CANBERRA – Commissioned Architect Notoriously Built Endless Ring Roads Aplenty
ALICE – A Locale In Central Emptiness
WHALE BEACH – Where High-Achieving Lawyers Eventually Become Eco-Activists Classifying Headlands
PARRAMATTA – Publicists Are Rating River As More Appealing Than Tivoli Alps
BONDI – Burnt Or Near-Drowned Immigrants
GLEBE – Gaggia Lounges Entertain Bohemian Elite
WOOLLOOMOOLOO – Word Of Odd Local Lettering Often Occasioning Mistakes Of One Letter Or Otherwise