Whirled Beaters
Nearly twenty head-spinning trips on offer this week, via our latest Brainstorm. If tourists weren’t visiting sacred biscuit sites or colourful Sydney corners, they were taking a Homophonic Killing Spree through the globe’s wardrobe.
But since we have to make some firm bookings, here are the three lucky pilgrims:
ECONOMY CLASS: Simon L for his Sheila Safari, taking in Birdsville and beyond. (A cute reply to X’s macho suggestion.)
BUSINESS CLASS: Mr X for the Celeb Quest, going on a [Tom] Cruise, first port [Whitney] Houston, and via Orlando [Bloom] and ending back in Victoria [Beckham]. A round trip on the red carpet.
SKYBED: Can often fall this way, with an early entry setting the bar too high. Congratz ML on your watertight craft, the 80s Revival Tour. So good it bears repeating:
Barbados, Vienna, Cambodia, Berlin, Japan, Montego Bay….and I-Ran. You would stay in Motels and travel on Screaming Jets.
Dizzying itinerary. And some fine geocaching. Till next time round.