We Are Mused

Two months ago, we did reindeers. This time round, going up a brow or two, we turn our focus to another notable nine – the Muses. You know these inspiring sisters by heart, I’m sure:

Calliope, the Muse of epic poetry

Clio, history

Erato, lyric poetry (as opposed to net porn)

Euterpe, music

Melpomene, tragedy

Polyhymnia, choral poetry

Terpsichore, dance

Thalia, comedy

Urania, astronomy

Your challenge is to compose a neat cryptic clue for any sister who tickles your fancy. For TERPSICHORE, say, you may suggest:

Priest buggered task (mix of PRIEST + CHORE)

Or for CLIO: 

C-crude comeback (C + OIL reversed)

As with my two stabs, there’s no need to provide a definition. Just nominate the Muse you choose, and lay the clue upon us. The nine best nine – one for each sister – will make the Master List on Saturday. The winner is the stormer to craft the most top clues.

Feel free to revisit any one Muse on numerous occasions, improving your draft, or taking a new approach. If ERATO has earned several gems, then test your nerve with POLYHYMNIA, or vice versa, wherever the Muse leads you. So invoke the family’s second cousin – Cryptica – and get composing.

64 Responses to “We Are Mused”

  1. Simon L Says:

    One near anagram caught my eye immediately…

    TERPSICHORE: Prehistoric dance, with one step out, to end in failure.

  2. Mr X Says:

    Let’s get things going with:

    TERPSICHORE: Mr X is caught between the grog, it’s rumoured, and work.

  3. Mr X Says:

    I think this one reads better with the definition ( I guess you could replace the “love poetry” with “…”):

    ERATO: Love poetry or eat rubbish

  4. DG Says:

    Mr X, how about “Love poetry or eat #@%#” ?

  5. DG Says:

    The Kink’s Lola – epic babe!

  6. Mr X Says:

    Another one that I think works better with the sister’s field of expertise:

    EUTERPE: Music to the ears, you peter out.

  7. AS Says:

    Howl at the moon, sport

  8. DG Says:

    Erato: Address bipolar temper?

  9. Simon L Says:

    MELPOMENE: Gibson poem about direction.

  10. marmaloid Says:

    CLIO: Recession in Rome

    THALIA: Stop?!? It’s back to front, I answer

  11. Mr X Says:

    THALIA: Comedy with a liar’s heart.

  12. DA Says:

    Some fine early candidates. Let’s make it easier on ourselves, if we can, with two simple rules:

    + no need for definition [or the Muse's portfolio, unless it forms part of the wordplay]

    + announce the Muse you choose, as most of you have done. [Just saves any misreading.]

    Something like so -

    EUTERPE: Neuter pet slice

    Ouch. Good musing.

  13. JD Says:

    Start out simply:
    CLIO: Coil uncoiled.

  14. DG Says:

    Urania: Who had grace? Prince hears response.

  15. DG Says:

    Revision for Calliope:

    Kinks’ Lola – epic babe!

  16. Mr X Says:

    CLIOL: Workaholic without a husband.

  17. Mr X Says:

    … and an extraneous L!

  18. marmaloid Says:

    Can we include a literal definition to improve surface reading? eg:

    CLIO: Amnesiac lion heartened by history

  19. AS Says:

    CALLIOPE: Howl at the moon, sport

    THALIA: Maria embraces computer

    ERATO: Antikythera tossed from core study

  20. DG Says:

    Clio: Dame loses way in recital

  21. Mr X Says:

    CALLIOPE: Carbon fossil fuel left back in Bubbles, for example.

  22. DG Says:

    Terpsichore: Can chorister take half-step for dance legend?

  23. AS Says:

    CLIO: Socket shorted nymph

    URANIA: Upper Anatolia ends

  24. DG Says:

    Thalia: She used to hail a t-tragedy? Quite the reverse!

  25. DA Says:

    POLYHYMNIA: Mobs pity holy man losing shirt

    She is a toughie, ye olde Muse of choral poetry, no doubt. But some gen-u-ine gems already in the showcase. Some bemusing ones too. All in all, some fine crafting – and it’s only Tuesday.

  26. Mr X Says:

    MELPOMENE: I mop up in Evans East

  27. AS Says:

    TERPSICHORE: Christ, opener smashes loose, no?

  28. DG Says:

    Euterpe: That’s odd. Athenry usurped central Europe radio format

  29. DG Says:

    Revision

    Euterpe: That’s odd. Athenry usurped central Europe

  30. AS Says:

    POLYHYMNIA: Land of biblical song

  31. Mr X Says:

    POLYHYMNIA: Begin our last years amazing Grace in Miranda

  32. DG Says:

    POLYHYMNIA: Handy Olympian in curling

  33. DG Says:

    POLYHYMNIA: Almost daily nympho depravity

  34. AS Says:

    DG wins with his POLYHYMNIA!

  35. Mr X Says:

    And finally, my set is complete:

    URANIA: Turn Delhi princess at midday.

  36. Mr X Says:

    And if we want a clue for the theme:

    MUSE: Think we’re in yours truly

    or

    MUSES: Sounds like you’re in an awful mess, arty sisters

  37. DG Says:

    Melpomene: Writer of tragic situations for humanity went after essential dilemma was over?!

  38. DG Says:

    Muse: Source of enlightenment energy losing crystal aura

  39. DG Says:

    Clio: Muscles lose weekly definition for X?

  40. DG Says:

    Clio: Muscles lost this challenge to X

  41. DG Says:

    Melpomene: I record the writing on the wall telegraphically.

  42. DG Says:

    Calliope: King hit with other hand twice and open cut
    Keep oil laced with retro essence

    Erato: Sever atomic particle
    Show tax collector she inspires romantic offerings
    Abridge period play

    Clio: Part over oilcloth
    Ring after half past
    Strike back slightly at the end
    If Lila hangs with this company she’s history!

    Melpomene: Thespian (American/Australian/Brit) gets plenty of direction
    Brooks River was where I was born
    “Scary” beat poem that I’d say any writer of tragedies…

    …may phonily sing the low praises of (Polyhymnia)

  43. Mr X Says:

    Another overall theme clue:

    THE MUSES: Those applications are sources of inspiration

    or, if this was going to be used in an “all across clues share a common theme” crossword, the following self-referntial &lit :

    THE MUSES: In this crossword, we’ve added to car brands, Japanese words, cricket terms etc.

  44. DG Says:

    Any anthem uses these?!

  45. DA Says:

    Forty-plus suggestions, the meta-clue included. (Welcome to my drawing board….)

    Even if we don’t storm the odd redraft by end of Friday, or transfuse new cryptic blood, it won’t be simple to sift for the finest sisters.

    Some great ideas and original tangents. Thanks for the deluge.

  46. DG Says:

    The Muses: How I want to “exploit Ancient Greek faculty”?

  47. DG Says:

    This Greek sorority uses them in reverse!

  48. Mr X Says:

    Minor possible modifications to a couple of mine

    If fields of expertise are forbidden, then EUTERPE could become:
    It’s whispered you peter out

    On the other hand, if they’re allowed URANIA could become:
    Stars turn Delhi princess at midday.

  49. DG Says:

    Clio: The hundred and fifty it’s said I owe her is “history”

    If Lil loses her head over in this company she’s history!

    History: Page 1510?

    Melpomene: Melbourne replaces smelly old ‘apple’ with apple.

    Euterpe: U/T Spooner
    Everyone understands the enormous respect politicians earn, President.

    …. and she would hang around Latin Soho without you? (Terpsichore)
    Choir peters out to dance inspiration.
    More filthy about loud band, Interpol, headlining dance.

    Thalia: Asian storyteller lacks basic comedic potential
    Rob, South Australian brontosaurus exterminator, has warped sense of humour.

    Urania: Cure bank bias in Sky Channel
    Without hesitation outback treasure should be found by a diviner?

  50. marmaloid Says:

    CALLIOPE: Long story contains nothing, conversely, contains everything

  51. marmaloid Says:

    MELPOMENE: Confusion contains foreboding as pisshead replaces an electron

    CALLIOPE: Long story is about nothing, conversely, about everything

  52. CRD Says:

    EUTERPE: We hear Ian’s chasing European market

    ERATO: Hold forth in some confusion

    THALIA: Greek mariner sees me instead of donkey

  53. CRD Says:

    Sorry DG, I missed your first Erato! I knew it was too neat an anagram to have gone unnoticed.

    CALLIOPE: Wilson upends booty, gyrating anticlockwise

  54. DG Says:

    Anagram?

    Euterpe: Upton Spooner’s….

    … ‘anging around Latin Soho residence – undercover! (Terpsichore)

  55. DG Says:

    Urania: Cure bank bias in Sky Channel?

  56. CRD Says:

    Anagram: Erato -> orate.

    A trio of dodgy Clios:
    Deprograms frozen treat
    Diminutive queen chucks drugs, embraces yours truly
    Just above the cut

  57. SG Says:

    Just came across this post, but I couldn’t resist quickly trying these words. Haven’t had time to read the rest, so hopefully I haven’t stolen anyone’s ideas upthread.

    CALLIOPE: Ring moon to phone home.

    CLIO: Romans decreasing to zero?

    ERATO: Weightless orbit?

    EUTERPE: How to stop your dog or cat breeding endlessly?

    MELPOMENE: I took Cockney’s advice with a warning.

    POLYHYMNIA: Holy crap! Mandy is rolling in terrible pain.

    TERPSICHORE: Called booze a heavenly liquid by the end.

    THALIA: Particular perjurer pruned?

    URANIA: Return the best score in a game.

  58. marmaloid Says:

    My attempt at an &lit:

    TERPSICHORE: Hey, her sacred portfolio’s dancing, but not foolhardy or weak-headed!

  59. marmaloid Says:

    Whoops, that should be:

    TERPSICHORE: Why, her sacred portfolio’s dancing, but not foolhardy or weak-headed!

  60. marmaloid Says:

    CLIO: Oh, I see. In the canal, put a litre in, and then turn around.

  61. DG Says:

    I LOVE SG’s idea of diminishing Roman numerals. Merging that with my Clio being history’s page we could get something anthem-like like:

    In history’s page, let every stage subtract the Romans’ fare?

  62. DA Says:

    Love it DG, blending Rome with Greece with oy-oy-oy. I’m now heading for the porch with the week’s posts, trying to work out who out-mused whom. Wish me luck. This won’t be easy.

  63. DG Says:

    (Sorry, the anthem’s in my head(line) now….)

    ‘Of fruity, rich and rare’ – poets dismiss original Aussie rhyme

  64. DG Says:

    = terpsichore

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